If there’s one thing all cat owners know, it is that their cats think they’re all master cat thieves. They’ll stop at nothing to get what they want, and it is kind of hilarious how they’ll try to act stealthily when they’re obviously… not so stealthy. That’s part of why we love them, right? They certainly keep us laughing!
If you want to keep on laughing, browse through these adorable photos of master cat thieves in the making.
Master Cat Thieves
16. Paws for Pepperoni
Isn’t it funny how they always stick out that one little paw, reach, reach, reaching, tap, tap-tapping until they think they’ve got a chance to grab, grab, grab?
15. Candy Paws is Here!
Note: Don’t give your cat chocolate. Besides that, you have to give this little guy credit for being so creative!
14. Baby Steps… er, Stretches
I mean, babies kind of come with milk, and cats kind of like milk – so what did you expect?
13. Do You Wanna Build a Snowmaaaan?
Not even Frosty is safe from kitty clutches! Ok, so maybe we should give the kitty the benefit of a doubt and assume he was just trying to help. Because they’re always just trying to help, right?
12. When You Wish for a Fish
Then you grab that fish, no matter how giant – and run for you life away from the fisherman. The fisherman who is probably laughing maniacally at the cat struggling to run away with a fish twice it’s size.
11. But It Was About to Fall and I Saved It!
Sure you were, kitten face. Sure you were. Talk about being caught red-handed!
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10. Paws for Pizza
Haha, this one personally makes me smile a lot. I often eat at my desk because of my work, and my old lady kitty loves to sit behind the monitor waiting for just this moment. Has anyone else had this happen? Snap a photo and send it to us, or tell us about it in the comments below.
9. Your Sole is MINE
This one just makes me giggle, so I had to include it. It counts as stealing, right? 😉
8. All Your Plush Are Belong to Us
Ok, this cat is truly the king thief of all cat master thieves! He looks rather proud of his haul, and his gaze is absolutely daring you to try taking any of his precious little plushies away from him. Go on. Just try.
7. Sorry, Puppers!
Poor little puppers… don’t you know that cats usually get their way when it comes to sleeping arrangements? After all, they aren’t just masters of thievery, they are also masters of sleepery. At least the kitty left plenty of food for the pup!
6. I Can Has Cheeseburger?
You know how cats love their cheeseburgers… this one kind of had to show up in this list.
5. If it Crinkles…
They will crunch it! …especially at 3am when you’re still trying to sleep. And when you take it away, they’ll find it again, or a just as noisy replacement. If no replacement can be found, they resort to power yodeling at the top of their lungs. Sigh.
4. La De Dah…
Oh, you’ve turned your back for a second, human? Well I guess I’ll waltz right over here… peek in your bucket, pick up a fish or two and be on my merry meowy way! Thanks!
3. Yoink!
Hey, this is what doggy doors are for, right? To leap on the unsuspecting! Even if they’re just tiny little plushies. (that probably belong to the dog.)
2. Even Your Car Isn’t Safe!
Hey, street kitties have it rough, you know. They gotta work hard to make ends meet! At least these two know the meaning of teamwork.
1. Master Cat Thieves of the Night!
Having kitty night vision comes in handy when there are ferocious dinos prowling in the night! At least, I think that’s a dino. Either way, this kitty has saved his entire family from this foul beast, and must be rewarded promptly with the kitty treat of his choosing.
That’s how it usually works, right?
